What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
As of June 2, we're seeing some big changes for cards from Pokémon TCG Scarlet & Violet's latest exp...
The variant may be skilled at dodging some of our immune defenses, research suggests.
The Oilers-Panthers rematch is full of story lines, but of course, one stands out from the others
The growing use of marijuana as an alternative to alcohol is putting “pressure” on the spirits indus...
The Oilers were doing a bit of message-sending against the Panthers, as the two sides found themselv...
Every person on Earth packed into a single solid sphere is far smaller than you might imagine. The s...
I’d have to enjoy her music. I don’t hate her as a person. But my God! The absolute audacity of this...
I now say no. My sister is always in need and btw she is a BSRN and makes good money. My 1st husband...
The 'Chicago P.D.' actress says she went through years of "physical hell" on set due to "someone old...
Oh Sweetie, it’s going to get much, much worse before it gets any better. But the primary reason is...
If you were my daughter, I would ask myself what I had done to make one of my offspring hallucinate...